Carnival of Not Fonda Kerry

I used to keep a running tally of all my Anti John Kerry posts as part of my blog roll. As it turns out, there are just so many things wrong with John Kerry as a candidate that I couldn't possibly keep all my posts listed and still maintain a manageable blog roll.

Since I've gotten a couple of emails in the last week looking for the list, I've decided to come up with a new feature here at the Countertop Chronicles - the Carnival of Fonda Kerry. If you have a post you want me to list, send me a link before Thursday evening, and every Friday I will try to put it up for your perusal.

For the inaugural version, I am going to repost my blogroll of anti Kerry rants. Enjoy and feel free to peruse.

• Signs of a Fat Pig v. Fuckface Dispute


• Carnival of the Kerry Cannes


• Lieberman, Democrats and Cicada swarms 


• A Kerry Cabinet?


• A Smear Turned Around Upon Itself


• On The Iranians


• Vietnam Veterans Against John Fonda Kerry


• John "Waffler" Kerry


• I did before I didn't


• NY Times On The Kerry's


• Teresa Heinz Kerry


• Zell Miller For President


• The Degneration of the Democratic Party


• A Green Mountain John Kerry Joke


• Vietnam Veterans Against John Fonda Kerry


• Dodd, BTTT


• Kerry & Gun Control


• "Lawless" John Kerry


• John "Goon Squad" Kerry


• John "Fat Cat Friend" Kerry


• How much will John Kerry cost America?


• Nuclear Al Quada


• Kofi Annan - Genocidal Murderer?


• John Kerry, An Absurd Fool


• John "The Scab" Kerry?


• Sen. McCain Open to Being Kerry's VP


• John "The Man Who Would Lead Our Enemy" Kerry


• John "Potty Mouth" Kerry


• John "Ixnay Ationalnay Ecuritysay" Kerry


• John"57 Ways To Screw Your Country"Kerry


• Dick's Take, Bush v. Kerry


• John "America Hater" Kerry,
  The Choice of Oppressor's


• You've Got To be F'ing Kidding Me
  Kerry Warner ?!?!?!?!?!?!


• John Kerry and Gun Control


• Kerry Video


• Edwards and Kerry - Liberals All The Same


• Kerry's A Smelly Frog


• Treasonous Kerry, The Masshole


• Kerry, The Interventionist


• Shouldn't we call it the John Kerry Award


• That POS Worthless Liberal Kerry


• Kerry's War Medals


• Please Phone Home


• What's Wrong With John Edwards, Part II


• Want to know why Bush will win?


• What's Wrong With John Edwards?


• AFL-CIO Endorses Kerry,
  Almost Ruins My Lunch


• Bad News For The Dems


• Menopausal Ad Campaign


• Sportsman My Ass, Part II


• Do You Know Who I Am?


• John Edwards


• John Kerry, Asian Fetishist


• Florida, Redux


• The War On Terror Continues


• I'm Not Fonda John


• Sportsman My Ass


• Chris Lehane Strikes Back


• Kerry Slips it ... to an Intern?


• John Kerry For President?


• Take This And Shove It


• John Kerry, Special Interest


• Bush beats Kerry


• Did I Tell You I Didn't Like Kerry


• Kerry and the 2nd Amendment


• This Guy's Got The Morals of ....


• Kerry Disses Volunteers


• Will The Real John Kerry
  Please Stand Up!


• Thank You South Carolina


• Vote Tomorrow, Just Not For Kerry


• John Kerry's An Ignorant, Blind,
  Clueless Asshole


• Kerry, Frogs, and New Hampshire


• Presidential Guide


• 1984