Virtual Bartender

If your not reading Says Uncle, your missing your chance to interact with the Virtual Bartender.

Go ahead, try it.

Why not ask her to jump, dance, bend over, pour, light, strip, kick, FIGHT!!!, cartwheel, math SHOOT, stretch, box, kung fu, spread, suck, KISS, show some skin, tickle, handstand, tap, ORGASM, shirt, bra, belly, eat a banana, do jumping jacks, dog, BUTT, beer, JUMPING JACKS, sleep, or jiggle

Let me know if you can come up with other commands.